Mouth Read Online Free Book Jordan Silver (The Spitfire #1)

Categories Genre: Alpha Male, Funny, Romance, Suspense Tags Authors: Series: The Spitfire Series by Jordan Silver
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Total pages in book: 17
Estimated words: 15768 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 79(@200wpm)___ 63(@250wpm)___ 53(@300wpm)
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"Yeah I really need a lesson in decorative house art from you right now Professor X."

“Did you just call me a mutant?"

"If the green fits baby.....hey......"

I pulled her under water by her feet, she came up spluttering and I'm sure ready for battle.

"Settle the fuck down will ya, damn it's too fucking early for this shit, now forget everything you heard last night, that's the end of it."

"You're a poor demented soul aren't you, bless your heart."

I could only sigh and close my eyes to escape the insanity that was my life.

"Anyway, I need to go home at some point because I can't work in the same clothes as last night."

"My wife isn't working in no fucking club are you bent."

"You be sure and tell that poor beleaguered woman I send my condolences, now back to me and my need for clean clothes."

I threw the washcloth at her fucking head.

"Oh thank you." She started washing her arms with it.

What am I gonna do with this woman; she'll have me in an early grave faster than my enemy's bullet.

Needless to say we spent the rest of the day arguing until I got frustrated enough to lock her in the bedroom with no way out. You can imagine the curses that were heaped on my head.

"You do realize you just cursed your own firstborn son don't you, since the only sons I will be having will be coming from you."

She tried to scream the fucking place down after that.

"Having trouble there boss, you need a hand with that?"

"Why don't you see to your own affairs and leave mine alone Mikey, you jerk?"

"Just trying to be helpful bro, you ready to go to work or you need some more time with the little lady?"

"Let's go and shut the fuck up."

"Seriously though man, congratulations."

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

"Dude that little lady is so your wife."

"What do you mean?"

"Dude where the fuck have you been she's had you going in circles the last few weeks, I've known you damn near our whole lives and I've never seen you so gone over a chick before."

What the fuck, he couldn't be right, could he, nah, I was just marrying mouth out of honor, it was the right thing to do after taking her virginity, it's what ma would expect. That's right I'm doing it for ma. I could live with that, Mikey was a douche he didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.

"What are you a fucking old woman, let's get the fuck outta here before mouth breaks out and fucks us both up."

"Bro you can't leave her in there all night."

"I know that you ass, I plan on coming back early after I know what the fuck is going on with the search for Stacco."

He started humming some shit under his breath and shaking his head at me.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Then shut the fuck up."

"Didn't say a word bro."

“Then stop thinking whatever you're thinking so fucking loud."

"Damn bro, she's rubbing off on you already."

“You better run you fuck." He dodged the blow I threw at his head and ran to the elevator, just what I needed; now him and the other one would be yakking my fucking ears off all day about this shit.

Chapter 11

I tried the key in the door with as much trepidation as one facing a firing squad;

I knew she was going to be pissed all the fuck off, who knows what crazy lady had in store for me.

I opened the door to complete quiet, not a sound, I walked down the long ass hallway and got my first surprise, my bedroom door was standing open.

My heart started racing out of my fucking chest, where the fuck was she? My head started doing some buzzing shit and I felt like I was about to black the fuck out.

If my enemies had gotten to her, if they had harmed one hair on her fucking head I'm going to turn this motherfucking city into a river of blood.

It was then I heard a noise coming from the kitchen and drew my gun.

I'd let Mikey and Tony go because all they were doing was getting on my fucking nerves, humming the fucking wedding march and shit.

I crept down the hallway, gun at the ready until I reached the kitchen.

This fucking girl, what was I gonna do with her?

"Easy there quick draw McGraw.”

"Mouth what the fuck!"

She was sitting at the kitchen table eating a feast; I had to sit down before my legs gave out.

"How'd you get out?" I put my gun away; then again I probably should keep it at the ready in case she decided to retaliate.

"Wouldn't you like to know, I think I'll keep that knowledge to myself just in case you decide to lose your damn mind again, just so you know I'm only letting this one slide because you were looking out for my safety, do it again and I'll have your balls capisce!"


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